istepoutoftheordinary:

Justin: It’s amazing.
Brian: That I’ve been soaping your crack for the past ten minutes and you haven’t asked me to fuck you? 
Justin: That you and I would be together and Melanie and Lindsay would be apart.
Brian: Well who knows what wonders the fates have in store?
Justin: I mean, if they can’t make it who can?
Brian: Ding, ding, ding, ding! And the correct answer is no one.
Justin: Yeah, stop being cynical.
Brian: I’m not being cynical. I’m being…
Justin: Realistic?
Brian: Do you mind if I finish my own sentences? I despise when couples do that.
Justin: Hah! Did you hear that rubber ducky? He said couples. I should quit while I’m ahead.
Brian: Not before you give me some, Mon amour.
Justin: Mon Amour! I love how other people’s tragic marital plight makes you romantic.
Brian: Hard.
Justin: Christ, what a big boner.
Brian: All the better..
Justin: To fuck me with? 
Brian: What did I just warn you about?
Justin: About finishing each other’s sentences.
Brian: Marriage is a doomsday machine, destined to self destruct. Fortunately however, for you and I, we’ll be spared such a dismal fate.

(via itisalljustsopeachy)

lipsofpoison:

[Brian opens a box]
Brian: What’s this?
Michael: Chocolate Eclairs from the Big Q bakery. I bought them for dessert
[Brian puts a whole eclair in his mouth]
Emmett: Wow, it takes years of practice to develop a technique like that.

In honour of ~uneasylies, who had an éclair earlier.

(Source: djemso, via wtfwbkd)